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1 minute readI’m not 23 any more, and honestly, thank goodness for that. I may still be nostalgic for mixtapes and cherry red Fieros but my days of big adventures fueled on Cinnamon Toast Crunch are done. Give me a chill day hike, a good deal at a great inn, and a low-key bar with reasonable pints, and I’m good. Reality doesn’t bite, mostly. That’s especially true in the fall when Bend is…
Want a fun fall stay in Bend? Here’s what this latchkey kid would do.
The Oxford sits in the heart of downtown and is more boutiquey and upscale but not pretentious. The Element, a five-minute walk from downtown, takes Bonvoy points, the hotel rewards program. McMenamins Old Saint Francis School really is an old school reimagined with a funky, Deadhead vibe. The Aerie at Discovery Corner is where I’d splurge: condos close to trails with private hot tubs on private decks. Find more lodging here.
Fun fact: The average hotel room rate in July is $214. In October, it’s $137.
True, we have 30-plus breweries and a celebrity chef steakhouse, but for something less trendy, try the crunch wrap and mango margarita at Papi Chulo’s, which looks straight out of Sayulita. The $6 smash burgers at Americana are also pretty great. Rapa Nui and the Flamingo Room dish up sticky wings, Zombies, and South Pacific kitsch in the best of ways. For awesome Japanese with rad posters on the walls, head to Yokocho Izakaya for bento boxes, ramen, and Sapporo on draft.
The Blind Boys of Alabama, the Sugarhill Gang, and Neil Young are all coming to Bend in fall 2025. The Bend Film Festival kicks off in October, which is when you’ll also find the Bend Fall Festival. The Greenhouse Cabaret, a 65-seat playhouse, has productions running throughout the fall, too—and they pay the cast. Bring your lederhosen and get your polka on for Bend Oktoberfest with wiener dog races and pretzel tossing competitions. You’ll find additional fests at Crux, Prost, and Boneyard. It’s also fresh hop season, when breweries release new beers. Win prizes by tasting at least four of them as part of “Fresh Hop Bingo.” Swing by the Bend Visitor Center to get your punch card.
Personally, I love the dark and moody D&D for no-frills, eggs, bacon, and toast breakfasts. Palmer’s Cafe on the east side ranks up there for that diner vibe, too. For grab and go, Sparrow Bakery and Nancy P’s are hard to beat with masterful pastries and sandwiches. Chow and the Victorian Café are more sit-down, brunchy spots.
You have your options: hike, golf, bike, paddle, fish, or just sit in a park and read the first three books of Dune for the 10th time.
Hiking in the fall: Permits for the Green Lakes Trail in the Three Sisters Wilderness get much easier to score, and the trail is just the right amount of hard with outsized rewards: about 9 miles round-trip with 1,200 feet of elevation gain to a spectacular lake sandwiched between volcanoes. Tumalo Falls is a perennial hit and requires no permit. (You still need a Northwest Forest Pass.) Scenic chairlift rides at Mt. Bachelor run through Oct. 5.
Biking: Fall is also the time for a guided mountain bike ride with Cog Wild from Bachelor to Bend, a 25- to 35-mile route that’s mostly downhill, with shorter options available. Wanderlust Tours does “art in nature” events like stargazing to a live acappella choir and guided hikes combined with pottery workshops.
The more you know: Want some history you probably weren’t taught? Download a free app from the Deschutes Historical Museum to find under-the-radar gems like the site of Klondike Kate’s early 1900s home. It can also guide you to the “Cruisin’ 97 tour” that includes stops that reveal what your trip to Bend could have been like in 1950.
Either way, let’s après: Book a sauna and cold-plunge session at ChillWell, then head out for brisket and beer at Crux. (Time your visit for Nov. 11, 2025, and you’ll catch the Tough Love release.) Stihl has more than 400 whiskeys and a menu with bourbon-marinated burgers.
For dinner: Deschutes Brewery is the go-to favorite, with beers on tap you can only get in Bend. Fat Tony’s is a hole-in-the-wall pizzeria that you’ll have to Google to find—worth it. The spicy noodles at Spork are irresistible. We also have loads of food carts to check out if you can’t decide. My favorites: Little Red Kitchen’s southern Buddha bowl at Bevel Brewing; the Bleu Rooster’s shrimp po’ boy at On Tap; and the tots at Tots at the Yacht Club.
Last breakfast: I’d go to Sintra for Portuguese Benedict. For a really lazy start, I’d go to the Lemon Tree for shakshuka then wander around the Bend farmers market that runs on Wednesdays through October 8. Otherwise I might head to McKay Cottage for fancy pancakes or just grab a $6 breakfast burrito from Burrito Hooch and get my day on.
Easy adventures: Those warm sunny days are a great time to get in a boat and ponder the inevitable: going home. Wanderlust Tours runs guided canoe and kayaking trips on the Cascade Lakes as well as a one-time guided hike (Oct. 18) to forage for fall mushrooms and edible plants that will be transformed into a four-course meal for you.
Adventure for All: Wheelchair users and friends and family should sign up for a hike along Tumalo Creek (Oct. 25) with Wanderlust Tours that involves special, rugged chairs that can take anyone almost anywhere. You’ll learn about local plants, animals, and geology along the way.
Shopping: You can find good deals this time of year. Check for sales at locally owned Mountain Supply and Pine Mountain Sports. There are the Oregon-owned Nike and Columbia outlet stores where I just scored four shirts and a hat for $54. Fall is the time to look for used outdoor gear, too, with places like Latitude 44 Sports, Gear Fix, or Play It Again Sports offloading summer kit to make room for winter. Smith Rock Records still sells cassette tapes and carries what they like, not what’s popular. Find more souvenir ideas here.
Well, that’s it. On your way out of town swing by the Last Blockbuster on Earth then get a peanut butter pickle burger at Killer Burger that will remind you of those weird sandwiches you took to school in a Tupperware lunchbox.
Until next time, slackers.